Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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