I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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