How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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