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so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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