too bad you live with your parents still
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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