we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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