Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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