Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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