Just took my morning after pill in the library
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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