Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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