Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
