just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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