I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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