He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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