just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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