perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
