Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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