Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
