After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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