He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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