when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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