morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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