Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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