I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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