You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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