Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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