found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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