the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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