i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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