so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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