We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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