yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
