He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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