it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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