no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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