Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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