dude i'm inner monologue high
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
wow bdsm is so cute
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