I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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