he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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