Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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