she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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