I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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