Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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