Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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