you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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