I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I think i got beer on your cat.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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