before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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