I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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