The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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