Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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