I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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