Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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