i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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