Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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