maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The feeling are messing with the penis
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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